The maid asked her boss’s wife for a raise, and the wife was upset.
The wife asked, “Now, Helen, why do you think you deserve a pay increase?”
Helen: “There are three reasons. The first is that I iron better than you.”
Wife: “Who said that?”
Helen: “Your husband.”
Wife: “Oh.”
Helen: “The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.”
Wife: “Who said that?”
Helen: “Your husband.”
Wife: “Oh.”
Helen: “The third reason is that I am a better lover than you.”
Wife: “Did my husband say that as well?”
Helen: “No, the gardener did.”
A Tragic Loss in the Taylor Swift Community
A Tragic Loss in the Taylor Swift Community
Weiny Machado is in mourning following the death of his beloved daughter Ana Clara Benevides Machado. Ana Clara, a fan of Taylor Swift, passed away following a health scare during one of her shows in Brazil. Given that he has talked about losing his own daughter and the terrible reality of her hopes becoming tragic, Weiny’s anguish is indescribable.
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