A good laugh: Wife left instructions for the repairman but he decided not to listen

Many people who work as a handyman find that it is an interesting job. They never know what they are going to run into from one day to the next and sometimes, they may even be in for a surprise or two.

If there is one thing that any repairman will tell you, it’s the fact that they need to listen to what is told to them as far as instructions are concerned.

If you don’t listen to the instructions, you might find yourself in some trouble and the repairman in this story found himself in a very bad situation.

Many people who work as a handyman find that it is an interesting job. They never know what they are going to run into from one day to the next and sometimes, they may even be in for a surprise or two.

If there is one thing that any repairman will tell you, it’s the fact that they need to listen to what is told to them as far as instructions are concerned.

If you don’t listen to the instructions, you might find yourself in some trouble and the repairman in this story found himself in a very bad situation. Share

Laura’s dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, “I’ll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I’ll mail you a check.

“Oh, by the way, don’t worry about my bulldog, Bob. He won’t bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot! I repeat, do not talk to my parrot!”

When the repairman arrived at Laura’s apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work.

The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing, and name-calling.

Finally, the repairman couldn’t contain himself any longer and yelled, “Shut up you stupid, ugly bird!”

To which the parrot replied, “Get him, Bob!”

Amber, 24, is obsessed with tattoos and has covered her whole body in ink

One of the biggest benefits of being an adult is that you can do whatever you want (of course, as long as you are within the boundaries of the law). You can wear whatever you desire and look however you please.

Amber Luke is a girl that took her individuality to the next level, without caring one bit about what others think of her.

This Australian 24-year-old aims to cover her entire body with tattoos before turning 25. And now she is one step closer to her goal – as she has covered her breasts with ink, reports the Daily Star.

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Amber’s journey to cover herself with tattoos started when she was 16. Her fascination with ink was something that would change her entire life.

Over the years, Amber has got tattoos all over her body.

She has really done everything in her power to get as much ink in her as possible. She has covered most of her body with tattoos.

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It has not been a smooth process, last year when she tattooed her eyes, things almost ended terribly.

“Unfortunately, my artist went too deep into my eyeball. I was blind for three weeks. That was pretty brutal”.

The alternative model has also opened up about the fact that she has been struggling with mental illness. She is currently training to be a counsellor – she hope she can help others with similar problems in the future.

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“Society is so full of hatred and invalid opinions of you and what you look like… You wouldn’t bother to ask what I do with my life – I’m studying a diploma of counselling just to be able to assist people’s mental illnesses,” Amber told Daily Star.

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Now on her breasts

The latest step in Amber’s quest to be completely covered in tattoos was doing it on her breasts.

“Completed tiddies,” Amber wrote to her 64,600 Instagram followers while proudly displaying the result.

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Amber Luke before pictures

Next in her list are her thighs. But Amber is already thinking of tattooing her entire left arm black.

But of course, Amber has not always been covered in ink.

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Just a few days ago, she shared a photo from her past life that revealed how she looked like a blonde.

The picture, taken 5 years ago, really shows what an incredible transformation she has undergone!

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”5 years difference. Let me tell you something… at 20 years old I got a ‘floating neck’ tattoo. I had no facial or hand or chest tattoos. Just a big throat piece. I was given so much shit and hate for my actions. I decided at 20 to say ‘fuck ya’ll, I’m getting what I want too’ and I went for it,” she wrote.

Here at Newsner, we don’t just write about heartwarming and trending stories. We also follow people who live their lives differently, and it is our opinion that everyone deserves the same respect no matter how they choose to live their lives!

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