A wife finds a note from her husband on the fridge one morning..
My dear wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 57 years old can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongfully interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 19 year old secretary at the comfort inn hotel.
Please don’t be upset – I shall be home before midnight. When the man came home late that night, he found the following note on the dining table…
My dear husband,
I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about me being 57 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 57 years old.
As you know I am a maths teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young virile and, like your secretary, is 19 years old.
As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of maths, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference – 19 goes into 57 more times than 57 goes into 19. Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.
Unlocking the Mystery: The Significance Behind Black Dots on Your Car’s Windscreen You Need to Understand
Experts praise the black dots on automobile windshields as a technical marvel that are crucial to overall performance while being frequently ignored. These dots are a component of the frit band, a textured enamel paint strip that surrounds the edge of the windshield. This band is essential for improving the grip of the adhesive and glass, which guarantees the windshield is securely attached to the vehicle.
In addition to serving as structural elements, the black dots cover the glue from UV rays that could be harmful. This protection stops extended sun exposure from degrading the adhesive bond over time.
The dot matrix, which is made up of ever smaller dots, helps to ensure that the temperature is distributed evenly across the windshield during the production process. By taking this proactive step, optical distortion or “lensing” is avoided, guaranteeing that straight lines on the glass stay true.
The slow fading of the black dot matrix is responsible for the visually pleasant transition from the transparent glass to the black frit border. Furthermore, by strengthening the windshield’s structural integrity, this design decision reduces the likelihood of damage.
Essentially, those seemingly insignificant black spots on your windshield have a multitude of functions and are essential to the complex machinery of your car.
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