Laughter is often said to be the best medicine, and for good reason! It brings joy, boosts our mood, and even prolongs our lives.
When a blonde woman greeted an older man with a bright, “T-G-I-F.” she had no idea it would lead to an unexpected exchange…
His hilarious reply not only caught her off guard but also turned an ordinary Friday into a moment of pure joy…. Curious about what he said that made her laugh so hard?
Keep reading to discover the punchline…
A businessman got on an elevator.
When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, “T-G-I-F.”
He smiled at her and replied, “S-H-I-T.”
She looked puzzled and repeated, “T-G-I-F,” more slowly.
He again answered, “S-H-I-T.”
The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile, and said as sweetly as possible, “T-G-I-F.”
The man smiled back at her and once again, “S-H-I-T.”
The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain. “‘T-G-I-F’ means ‘Thank God, It’s Friday!’ Get it, duuhhh?”
The man answered, “S-H-I-T means ‘Sorry, Honey, It’s Thursday’—duuhhh.”
BONUS: ANOTHER FUNNY STORY 👇🏻
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home.
He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: “Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in eight hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through. So, please allow her body to switch with mine for a day.”
God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man’s wish. The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman… He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, woke up his kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home, and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners, and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and balanced the check book. He cleaned the cat’s litter box and bathed the dog.
Then, it was already 1 p.m. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor. He ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home. He set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework. Then, he set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.
At 4:30, he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops, and snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9 p.m., he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren’t finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.
The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said: “Lord, I don’t know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife’s being able to stay home all day. Please, Oh! Please, let us trade back. Amen!”
The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied: “My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. But you’ll have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last night.”
Why not share a laugh today? Whether it’s with a friend, family member, or even a stranger, let the laughter echo and brighten someone’s day.
After all, a shared laugh is a moment worth cherishing! If this story made you smile, don’t forget to share it with others—because everyone deserves a little humor in their lives!
Hollywood icon Jodie Foster is now over 60 and she looks completely different now
From the dawn of her exposure to the spotlight, which dawned upon her at the tender age of 3, this exceptionally talented actress embarked on a journey towards fame that few could match.
By the time she crossed the threshold into 14, she had already engraved her name in the annals of Hollywood with an Oscar nomination, marking the promising start of what would blossom into a remarkable career. Yet, as time unfurled its tapestry, one can’t help but wonder: what is her life like today?
Admired for her esteemed position as one of the privileged few to boast multiple Oscar nominations, her mere mention conjures images of cinematic brilliance and triumph at the box office.
Blessed with a filmography adorned with iconic roles in some of the most cherished and unforgettable productions, her mere involvement in a project virtually assures its potential as a blockbuster, enthralling audiences and critics alike with her unparalleled skill and mesmerizing performances.
What truly distinguishes her is her exceptional versatility as an actress, evident in her ability to seamlessly inhabit a diverse array of characters, each infused with richness, intricacy, and authenticity.
Despite not fitting into the mold of conventional beauty standards, there is an undeniable allure and magnetic charm in her unique appearance, a quality that continues to enchant and resonate with viewers worldwide.
Yet, in a marked departure, her recent pursuits have witnessed a shift away from the luminance of the silver screen, opting instead to delve into and express her creative prowess behind the lens.
Venturing into the realms of directing and producing, she persists in making a lasting impact on the landscape of the industry, molding narratives and animating tales with her distinctive perspective and wisdom.
Perhaps emblematic of her steadfast dedication to her artistry, the revered figure has embraced a more muted and understated demeanor in her personal style and presentation.
Celebrating the elegance of embracing age gracefully, she confidently displays her natural gray hair and shuns the conventions of heavy makeup, choosing instead a refreshingly natural aesthetic, often paired with relaxed and unpretentious attire.
However, amidst her journey in the industry and personal preferences, one can’t help but reminisce: what are some of the standout films that showcase the remarkable talent and unforgettable presence of Jodie Foster?
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