The rest of the evening went off without a hitch. I was surrounded by the people who loved me, and even more, my cousin wanted to do something so intimate by making me a wedding dress.
Everything felt right.
We spent weeks choosing the design and fabrics. We pored over the magazines and websites, and finally, I had an idea in mind.
One day, I met Sarah at her office, ready to take my final measurements so that she could start with my dress.
“You’re going to look amazing,” she said, taking my measurements precisely, jotting down everything carefully on her writing pad.
“Oh, I hope so,” I said, taking a sip of my coffee as Sarah put her measuring tape away. “I’ve been on a strict diet, and I’m finally happy with my weight. So, it’s just about maintaining my figure now.”
“You look good, Jess,” she said. “But if anything changes and you find yourself losing or gaining weight, just let me know, and you can come in for another fitting.”
I nodded and left, eager to see how my dress was going to turn out.
But when I went for the final fitting, things took a turn.
I slipped into the dress, but something was wrong—it was way too small. I couldn’t even zip it up, no matter how hard I sucked in my breath.
“Jess! Are you crazy to gain weight before the wedding?” Sarah asked, her tone dripping with mock concern.
My heart sank. We were two weeks away from the wedding, and judging from this fitting, I didn’t have a dress.
“I haven’t gained any weight, Sarah,” I replied. “I’ve been too stressed to eat. If anything, I should have lost weight because of that!”
Sarah shrugged, barely concealing a smirk that was plastered onto her face.
“Well, I’ll try to fix it, but with the wedding so close, I can’t make any promises. I have other clients waiting for their orders, too, Jess.”
Her words rang loud and clear in my head as I drove away from her office.
And then it hit me — this wasn’t an accident. I recalled the way she spoke to me, and the tone in her voice. There was no remorse in her mistake. There was no mix-up in measurements. There was no weight gain with me.
This was deliberate, and Sarah had made the dress too small on purpose.
“I don’t know what to do,” I told Michael when he got home that evening.
“Show me the dress?” he asked, pouring himself a glass of water.
“What! No!” I exclaimed. “The dress may be a mess, but it’s bad luck for you to see!”
“Look, why don’t you take the dress to Mrs. Lawson? She’s my mom’s friend, and she does all her alterations. She’s making Mom’s dress for the wedding, too.”
So, I gathered the awful dress and went to Mrs. Lawson, who was a retired seamstress with a reputation for miracles.
“Oh, honey,” she said when I walked in. “Michael phoned me and told me all about the mess. But I’ve seen the worst and made it a hundred times better.”
“This might be tricky, though,” I said, showing her the dress.
“Honey, I’ve seen it all, trust me. Let’s make this work,” she chuckled.
Together, we transformed the original design into something completely new. A chic, short, cocktail-style dress that was bold, unconventional, and a bit edgy for a wedding.
But it was absolutely stunning. It was everything Sarah’s dress wasn’t: fun, flirty, and perfectly me.
When it was time to walk down the aisle, my heart raced. I stood in the bridal suite of the wedding venue and looked at myself in the mirror. I looked beautiful. I felt beautiful.
As my dad walked into the room to get me, his jaw dropped.
“My darling,” he said. “You look incredible! Wow!”
“Thanks, Dad,” I said. “I know it’s not what we all envisioned me wearing for my wedding, but it’s been the best surprise. I feel like a bride.”
“That’s the only thing that matters, darling,” he said.
Soon, my entrance music began, and goosebumps appeared all over my body as a classical version of a Lana Del Rey song took over the room.
Heads turned.
And I felt the buzz of admiration follow me as people watched me walk in. I knew that my dress was a hit.
When I got closer to Michael, his eyes widened, and his smile took over his face. I knew then that the man I was about to marry fell in love with me all over again.
But before I took my place next to Michael, I turned to Sarah, wanting to see her expression first.
Her face was priceless: she was pale and shocked. I knew she had expected to see me in tears, humiliated by her sabotage and wearing that horrible dress she had designed.
Instead, I was glowing, smiling from ear to ear.
The ceremony went off without a hitch, Michael’s vows leaving me in tears and my heart full of love for the man I was going to spend the rest of my life with.
But then came the reception.
Michael and I were mingling with our guests when Sarah cornered me.
“Jess, what happened to the dress? Where’s my original design? Why did you change it?” she asked, trying to hide her confusion.
I grinned.
“Oh, I thought I’d take your design and make it better! Remember, you weren’t even sure that you could do anything about it. And I was bursting out of it because it was at least two sizes too small.”
“So, that’s it? You just threw away my hard work?” she gasped. “That’s low!”
“No, Sarah, your work is the foundation of this dress. It’s just a hundred times better because the woman who fixed it wanted me to look and feel beautiful on my wedding day.”
Her mouth opened, but no words came out. Around us, guests kept complimenting my dress, calling it unique and stunning.
Sarah had no choice but to stand there and listen.
“Come on, love,” Michael called to me. “Let’s do our first dance so that I can really get into the buffet after! The roast beef is to die for!”
“I’m coming,” I smiled, finally happy.
What would you have done?
6 Jokes That Offer Both Hilarious and Valuable Life Lessons
Buckle up, folks! We’re about to embark on a laugh-filled journey that might just teach you a thing or two. These six jokes aren’t just your average knee-slappers—they’re packed with wisdom that’ll make you chuckle and think about writing them down.
Life has a funny way of teaching us lessons, doesn’t it? Sometimes it’s through heartbreak, sometimes through triumph, and sometimes—just sometimes—it’s through a well-timed joke that makes you spit out your coffee.
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Today, we’re diving into the world of humor with a twist: jokes that not only tickle your funny bone but also impart some genuine wisdom.
Now, you might be thinking, Jokes? Wisdom? Are we talking about fortune cookies here? Nope, we’re talking about good old-fashioned storytelling with a punchline that packs a punch and a moral that sticks with you long after the laughter fades.
So, let’s dive into these six hilarious tales that prove laughter truly is the best teacher.
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Joke #1: The $800 Shower Interruption
A woman was getting out of the shower when she heard the doorbell ring. Her husband was going to shower, so she quickly grabbed a towel, wrapped it around herself, and descended the stairs to open the door.
She was greeted by Bob, the neighbor who apparently missed the memo on appropriate visiting hours. Before she could ask what brought him to her doorstep, he said something that sounded too good to be true.
“I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel.”
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Now, the quick-thinking woman did some rapid mental math. On the one hand, dignity. On the other, $800.
In no time, the towel hit the floor, and the woman stood in front of Bob without anything on.
Bob, true to his word (and probably wondering if he should’ve started the bidding lower), handed over the cash and left.
The woman closed the door, picked up the towel, and wrapped it around herself again before returning to her room.
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Back upstairs, her husband, blissfully unaware of the impromptu peep show, asked about the visitor.
“Who was that?”
“It was Bob, the next-door neighbor.”
“Great!” he said. “Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?”
Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.
Or, in simpler terms: Always know the full details of a deal before you strip down to the essentials!
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Joke #2: The Genie’s Corporate Retreat Gone Wrong
It was an ordinary day for our intrepid trio: a sales rep, an administration clerk, and their manager. They were on their way to lunch when fate intervened in the form of a dusty old lamp.
Now, most people would’ve walked right past it, but our heroes weren’t most people. They decided to rub it and were shocked to see a genie pop out of it.
This wasn’t your average, run-of-the-mill genie. No, this was a genie with a strict one-wish-per-person policy.
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The administration clerk, showcasing the lightning-fast decision-making skills that had kept her in an entry-level position for years, jumped in first.
“I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world!”
Poof! She vanished, leaving behind only the faint scent of coconut sunscreen and poor life choices.
The sales rep went next.
“I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Piña Coladas, and the love of my life!”
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Poof! He too disappeared, leaving behind a cloud of desperation and the lingering question of who would cover his afternoon calls.
Finally, it was the manager’s turn.
“I want those two back in the office after lunch!”
Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first say.
Joke #3: A Testament to Misinterpretation
Once upon a time, a priest offered a lift to a nun, and she hopped in.
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As they cruised along, the nun crossed her legs, causing her gown to reveal more than the usual abundance of ankle. The priest, suddenly remembering he was human under that collar, nearly turned their holy roller into a highway disaster.
After regaining control of both the car and his composure, the priest decided to test the waters of temptation. He stealthily slid his hand up the nun’s leg.
The nun calmly said, “Father, remember Psalm 129?”
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The priest quickly pulled his hand back. However, he couldn’t resist for too long.
Once again, his hand embarked on its unholy pilgrimage up her leg. And once again, the nun dropped the biblical breadcrumb: “Father, remember Psalm 129?”
“Sorry sister,” the priest said.
Upon reaching their destinations, the nun went on her merry way. Meanwhile, the priest raced to look up Psalm 129.
And there it was, in black and white: “Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.”
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Moral of the story:
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.
Joke #4: The Lazy Bird’s Cautionary Tale
In a forest where animals apparently had nothing better to do than philosophize about laziness, a crow decided to make “doing nothing” an Olympic sport.
Perched high up in a tree, this feathered slacker was living his best life, probably contemplating the meaning of “caw” or wondering why he wasn’t born a peacock.
Enter the rabbit, the forest’s aspiring couch potato.
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“Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?” he asked the crow.
“Sure, why not,” the crow replied.
So, the rabbit, feeling like he’d just won the laziness lottery, plopped himself down at the base of the tree.
He stretched out, probably thinking, This is the life. No more running, no more annoying ‘what’s up doc’ jokes. Just me, the ground, and sweet, sweet nothingness.
But alas, there’s always someone waiting to take advantage of your downtime. A fox spotted the lazy rabbit.
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In no time, he pounced on the rabbit and turned him into lunch. It was a harsh lesson in the food chain.
Moral of the story:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very high up.
Or, to put it in modern terms: If you’re going to slack off, make sure you’re out of reach of the office predators.
Joke #5: The Turkey’s Climb to Success
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In a farmyard where dreams apparently grew as high as the trees, a turkey with lofty ambitions struck up an odd conversation with a bull.
“I’d love to reach the top of that tree,” the turkey sighed, eyeing the towering oak.
The bull, ever helpful (and full of it), offered a unique solution.
“Why don’t you nibble on my droppings? They’re packed with nutrients.”
It was the kind of advice that would make any nutritionist faint.
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Surprisingly, the turkey followed the advice and after a hearty meal, she found the strength to reach the lowest branch. Emboldened by this success, she continued her dung-fueled ascent day after day.
Finally, on the fourth day, there he was, proudly perched at the treetop. Little did he know, his high-rise success story was about to come crashing down.
A farmer, spotting this out-of-place turkey, decided it was time for an impromptu Thanksgiving.
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With one shot, our ambitious bird’s dreams of greatness were quite literally shot down.
Moral of the story:
In the game of life, make sure your success is built on solid ground, not just solid waste.
Joke #6: The Bird, the Dung, and the Deceitful Cat
Picture a small bird, flying south for the winter, probably dreaming of piña coladas and tiny bird-sized sunglasses. Suddenly, the cold hit hard, and the bird dropped into a field.
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While he was frozen there, a cow came by and dropped a steaming pile of dung right on top of him.
Instead of being the final insult, this turned out to be a blessing in disguise.
The warm dung thawed out the bird, who, finding himself in this unlikely hot tub, began to sing joyfully. Little did he know his happiness was quite short-lived.
A passing cat was intrigued by this singing pile of dung. He quickly dug the bird out but ate him instead of offering him a towel.
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Moral of the story:
Life’s messy situations often teach us valuable lessons. Remember, not everyone who dumps on you is your enemy, and not everyone who pulls you out of a mess is your friend. Most importantly, when you find yourself in a deep pile of trouble, it’s often best to keep quiet and assess the situation before reacting.
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