We can never get tired of good jokes and this one will definitely make your day.
Two elderly gentlemen are sitting on a bench at the park when a young, smoking hot girl runs past in a sports bra and a tiny pair of shorts.
One of the men smiles and the girls approaches them. “Why are you staring at me and grinning, you pervert?” she says.
The old man sweetly replies “My dear I’m not smiling at you, I’m smiling at the thought that no matter how bad the world gets, there will always be young, pretty girls in the summer to cheer up a lonely old man.”
The girl replies “awwwww you sweet old man” leans in and gives him a kiss on the cheek and jogs on.The old man turns to his friend and says “3 to zip Mugley, your turn.”
This joke is yet another proof that the elderly, having been part of this world for many years, are often wiser than the rest of us.
Rescue Takes In Severely Matted Dog Who Looks Like a Wig — Today She’s Unrecognizable
A dog named Pear was in big trouble—she was found all covered in messy fur, so much that she looked like a wig! Luckily, a rescue called Mac’s Mission in Missouri stepped in to help her out. When they found her, Pear didn’t even look like a dog; she looked more like a big clump of hair.
The rescue team gave Pear a special “spa session” to get rid of all the tangled and dirty fur. They cleaned her up, shaved off the messy hair, and gave her a nice bath to make sure she was free from grime and fleas.
The rescue founder, Rochelle Steffen, mentioned that Pear was a very good and patient girl throughout the process, sitting calmly while they worked on her. Luckily, Pear didn’t have any maggots in her fur, and she was also fortunate not to have been hit by a car. However, she was missing an eyeball, probably from an older injury.
After all the care and grooming, Pear looked completely different! The rescue shared pictures of Pear before and after her makeover, and it was truly amazing to see the transformation. Thanks to the efforts of Mac’s Mission and their supporters, Pear now has a new and beautiful life ahead of her.
The rescue expressed gratitude to everyone who helped, highlighting that Pear’s incredible makeover wouldn’t have been possible without their support. It’s heartwarming to see how a little love, care, and a haircut can make such a big difference in a dog’s life.
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