A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for dinner. This is tobe her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.
The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart.
It wasn’t loud, but everyone at the table heard thepouf. Before she even had a chanceto be embarrassed, her boyfriend’s father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the woman’s feet and said in a rather stern voice, “Skippy!”. The woman thought, “This is great!” and a big smile came across her face. A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again.
This time, she didn’t even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer fart rip. The father again looked and the dog and yelled, “Dammit Skippy!” Once again the woman smiled and thought “Yes!”. A few minutes laterthe woman had to let another one rip.
This time she didn’t even think about it. She let rip a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing! Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, ”Dammit Skippy, get away from her before she shits on you!”
10+ Pictures That Sparked Our Curiosity
Prepare to embark on a visual journey that intrigues and captivates your imagination. This article presents a compelling compilation of diverse and fascinating pictures that have ignited our curiosity, inviting us to delve deeper into their enigmatic narratives.
1. “This half of a house.”
2. “These eggs were not dyed; different breeds of chickens lay different colored eggs.”
3. “I’m impressed by how someone could join those 2 cars together so precisely.”
4. Chicken leg socks
5. “High tops, High heels, Hi — larious!”
6. “I guess they’d rather mop than vacuum.”
7. “My stepmom made a Bristol stool chart cake.”
8. “This really should not be a thing.”
9. “Where’s your bike, man??” — “I dunno…I think I lobster.”
10. “Delivered a sculpture to this lady’s house and she was describing some fancy elegant chair she had just bought.”
11. “The heel of these heels are heels”
12. If you’re ever looking for finger hands and finger hands for the fingers of the finger hands, don’t worry, they do exist:
13. “Worst slide ever”
14. “A Christmas tree made of pelicans”
15. “Someone used the fungus growing on the tree to create artwork and the results are magical”
16. “The white circular sign with a black diagonal stripe indicates the national speed limit on the upcoming road stretch, overriding any previous speed limit signs”
May these pictures serve as a reminder that curiosity is the key that unlocks the door to a world brimming with beauty, complexity, and endless fascination.
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