So I am at Walmart scanning and bagging my almost $300 worth of groceries while the employee that wants $15 an hour “monitors” and then this happened.
Her – why are you double bagging all of your groceries?
Me – excuse me?
Her – you are wasting our bags!
Me – if you don’t likе the way I’m bagging the groceries, feel free to come on over here and bag them yourself.
Her – that’s not my job!
Me – okay, then I will bag my groceries how I please if that’s all right with you.
Her – why are you using two bags?!
Me – because the bags are weak and I don’t want the handles to break or the bottoms to rip out.
Her – well that’s because you are putting too much stuff in the bag. If you took half of that stuff out and put it in a different bag then you wouldn’t need to double bag.
*10 seconds of me just staring at her.
Me – so you want me to split these items in half and put half of them in a different bag so that I don’t have to double bag.
Her – exactly.
Me – so I would still be using two bags to hold the same number of items.
Her – no because you wouldn’t be double bagging.
*me pressing two fingers to my left eye in an attempt to make it stop twitching.
Me – okay so here I have a jug of milk and a bottle of juice double bagged. If I take the milk out and remove the double bagging and just put the milk in the single bag and the juice in that single bag I’m still using two bags for these two items.
Her- no because you are not double bagging them so it’s not the same number of bags.
*me looking around at about 10 other customers who at this point are enjoying the show.
Me- is this likе that Common Core math stuff I keep hearing about?
Her- never mind you just don’t get it.
And with that, she went back to her little Podium so she could continue texting or playing games on her phone or whatever it was she was doing before she decided to come over and critique my bagging skiIIs.
Jennifer Lopez Breaks Silence After Divorce From Ben Affleck — People Notice the Same Thing
Jennifer Lopez has made a buzzworthy return to social media following her divorce filing from Ben Affleck. On Friday, August 23, the 55-year-old Atlas star took to her Instagram Stories, reposting a dazzling selfie. Eagle-eyed fans quickly noticed something unusual in the picture: is there a hidden message in J. Lo’s post? Fans are on high alert, and the internet is buzzing with theories.
Jennifer Lopez is turning heads as she steps back into the spotlight amid her divorce from Ben Affleck. On Friday, Aug. 23, the superstar shared a glamorous selfie on her Instagram Stories—her first post since filing for divorce earlier that week, coinciding with what would have been the couple’s second wedding anniversary.
In the captivating snapshot, Lopez, exudes confidence with voluminous honey blonde curls and flawless makeup. Draped in a pale pink, fuzzy tracksuit, she looks radiant and at ease, despite the personal upheaval. The festive scene is completed with a lit-up Christmas tree in the background.
Interestingly, fans quickly identified the image as a repost from a fan account, speculating that it was originally taken during a December 2020 hair-and-makeup session with celebrity stylist Chris Appleton. In the original post, Appleton celebrated the look with the caption, “Ending the year with a bang 
.”
The timing and choice of the photo have sparked intrigue. The choice to resurface this particular photo now has sparked speculation. Is Lopez sending a message with this glam throwback as she steps into a new chapter of her life?
However, as the picture went viral, comments underneath the post began to resurface, and many were surprisingly harsh on the star. One user commented, “Ending the year? It’s only August! Anyway, way to raise unrealistic beauty standards with filters,” pointing out the confusion over the timing and critiquing the use of filters. Another commenter added, “What’s on the inside is what counts, J. Lo,” hinting that during such a challenging time, she should focus more on her inner self rather than her outward appearance.
Many commenters went beyond the surface beauty of the photos and touched on the recent divorce announcement. One user remarked, “Two sides to every coin/story. It almost always lies somewhere in between. I love me some J. Lo, always have. There is a reason both of them can’t hold down a good relationship,” suggesting deeper issues behind the split. Another comment bluntly stated, “She loves the publicity more than Ben,” hinting at Lopez’s supposed preference for the spotlight over her relationship.
These reactions underscore the mixed feelings some fans have about the star’s personal life, especially in light of her high-profile divorce.
Here’s the heartbreaking reason why Jennifer and Ben Affleck divorced.
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